Dieter Dolls

okay, so they are more like action figures - action figures that teach morals. Pull the string and you hear a quote from Pres. Uchtdorf. It gets better: Dieter Dolls is only the working name (what can I say? the aliteration was great). Plans to include other apostles - current (collect the quorum!) and beyond the veil also are in the works (requests have already been made for J. Golden models).

Here's a preliminary rendition of the Dieter Doll - ignore that the back reflection has an uncanny resemblence to Clark Kent. . .





Can't you just hear him saying something like, "When I was a pilot for Lufthansa. . . "?


While worries of portraying the older generations as action figures is something to keep in mind, I'm more concerned that my target market will be relegated to the Mormon versions of Rod and Todd Flanders.